So it’s episode four of the new season of Archer.
Pam’s cocaine addiction has increased/continued at such a rate that Mallory has decided that she needs to go to rehab. A newly slimline Pam (because cocaine is a great diet drug, don’t know why Doctors don’t recommend it) doesn’t want to go.
Que the entry of everyone’s favourite side character Kreiger and the side character that everyone could kinda do without Woodhouse.
The old drughound Woodhouse deals with the “grass” the only way a grass deserves and conks Pam over the head with a frying pan. In the process he also delays Archer’s breakfast (so bad old timey British butler who may or may not be Archer’s father). Kreiger however has perfected (not sure if his definition of prefected and mine agree) the mind control device and wants to use it to cure Pam’s cocaine addiction.
Being so strong that “She might as well be green and half deaf” Pam destroys the ropes and escapes with Cheryl. Oh, and there’s an FBI agent running loose in the building so that probably needs checking into.
Anyway there are some good lines in this episode such as
“This is only somewhat like that old gypsey woman said”
“Hi, welcome to Nazi Canada. Glug, Glug, Glug Eh”
“I’m coming, I’m coming” Archer – “are we not saying phrasing anymore?”
“I’d spend five minutes before you begin your escape giving that nice guy Archer a combination goodbye/thankyou blowjob”
and finally “I think I inhaled a skeleton”
Kreiger “No you definitely inhaled a skeleton”
So all in all a good episode of Archer but probably not one that I’m going to revisit anytime soon. The next episodes however, promise to get “international” so buckle your seatbelt, get your shots and don’t forget your second and third fake passport.